Dark Mode Productions

Get Sucked. Into the Abyss. The Black Hole is Berlin’s rawest dark comedy open mic—where jokes go to die, and new stars are born. #Dar

We give up. Reality is funnier than comedy now. The news beat us to the punchline—so let’s just laugh at the horrors of what’s happening now

The New Dark Times: The News Won. Comedy is Dead.

We tried writing jokes, but reality got there first. Every headline is funnier than anything we could come up with—so we’re giving up. Instead, we’re bringing uninformed, unhinged, and morally bankrupt comedians to tear into current events, world disasters, and whatever fresh hell the world has cooked up this week.

Featuring zero or more of the following segments:

🗞️ The Opinion Column: Should we legalize duels to fix Berlin’s rent crisis? Is World War 3 actually just a great reset button? Two comedians with zero qualifications argue like it’s Christmas dinner at your racist uncle’s house..

📰 Did This Really Happen? A game where comics try to guess which insane headlines are real and which AI made up. Spoiler: Reality is always worse.

No experts. No solutions. Just dark, reckless comedy about the horrors of right now. The world’s burning— let's roast some god damned sausages.

The lineup is posted and kept up to date and dark-mo.de/events

Doors: 20:00

Show: 20:30-22:00

YOUR HOST: NIR GOTTLEID (@thenireast):

Nir Gottleid (@thenireast on instagram) is an Israeli comic who has performed in the throughout Europe, the US, and Israel. He has come to Germany to, as he says, “make Germans feel uncomfortable as a form of reparations”; he would prefer to date Germans to achieve his goal, but sadly German women have intelligence, common sense, and eyes — therefore he’s forced to do comedy instead. His combination of dark humor, self-deprecation, and obscene “dad jokes” will leave him in stitches, because you are very likely to stab him after his set.

" has a command of the traditional pace, rhythms and tightly written gags of stand-up that assure you that you’re in capable hand", "a flair for gags that make you wince and laugh in equal measure", "a self loathing stoner" - Chortle, UK

You can see some of his work here:

Instagram (www.instagram.com/thenireast)

YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/@thenireast)

and

TikTok (https://www.tiktok.com/@thenireast)

you can also find the rest of the links here: linktr.ee/nirgottleid

Nir has been touring Europe, and has produced multiple successful shows such as “The Berlin Offensive”, “Schindler’s Fist”, and more. He is widely regarded as the darkest comedian in the English comedy scene in Germany and more than meets that expectation by awkwardly talking to audiences about things he most definitely shouldn’t be talking about.

His first solo show, “The Revenge of the Jew-Di” is a 60 to 90 minute exploration of holocaust puns, the life of an Israeli expat in Germany, dating in modern day Berlin, and more. It is currently on tour in Germany and Europe and you can get tickets and see show times here!

Nir is touring with his second solo show as well, "Middle Rage", and talks about the fun sides of depression, anxiety, cats, hate crimes dating as a single old man, and the bitterness rage and feeling of acceptance that can only come with a life exhaustively lived.

ABOUT DARK MODE:

Looking for the latest on who's daring to tread the dark comedy stage at Dark Stars? Our lineups rotate faster than a comedian's mood swings! To catch the freshest faces in dark humor, keep an eye on our social media @darkmodecomedy and @thenireast as well as our website at https://dark-mo.de

Get Sucked. Into the Abyss. The Black Hole is Berlin’s rawest dark comedy open mic—where jokes go to die, and new stars are born. #Dar

The Loose Stool – Berlin’s weekly pro dark comedy mic. Longer sets, looser morals, and just enough shame to keep it interesting.

Every Thursday | Doors: 20:00 | Show: 20:30

📍 Hank Chinaski, Koloniestraße 32, Wedding

Unclench. It’s Thursday.

Come wind down with a drink, a snack, and a dangerously funny lineup of comedians doing longer, darker sets in a chill, cozy bar.

The Loose Stool is a weekly pro open mic where experienced comedians work out their new material — from sharp tour sets to wild experiments. Expect 3–4 pro comics doing 10–15 minute sets, and sometimes we throw in a fresh face for a short, chaotic surprise.

🧠 Smart, dark, occasionally unhinged comedy

🎤 Professional comics only (with the odd newbie twist)

🍸 Full bar + food + comfy seats = perfect Thursday energy

🌚 Low lighting, good people, very bad ideas

💸 Pay what you want (bring cash or good vibes)

📍 Hank Chinaski Bar — the kind of bar that makes you feel like you’ve stumbled into a secret

🕗 Doors at 20:00 | Show at 20:30 sharp

Your host:

NIR GOTTLEID (@thenireast)

Israeli comic. Berlin expat. Deeply disturbed.

Too ugly to date Germans, so now he does stand-up instead.

Known for shows like The Berlin Offensive, Schindler’s Fist, and The Revenge of the Jewdi — Nir is widely considered the darkest comic on Germany’s English scene. Mostly by himself.

Watch him here:

🔗 Instagram | YouTube | TikTok | linktr.ee

DARK MODE COMEDY

Berlin’s longest‑running dark‑humour night in English, born from the legendary “The Berlin Offensive” (2017). For comics who don’t apologise and audiences who don’t pretend to be normal.

Smart. Savage. Uncomfortable. Since 2017 and still un‑cancelled.

Found out more and join the chaos: https://dark-mo.de @darkmodecomedy

Get Sucked. Into the Abyss. The Black Hole is Berlin’s rawest dark comedy open mic—where jokes go to die, and new stars are born. #Dar

The Loose Stool – Berlin’s weekly pro dark comedy mic. Longer sets, looser morals, and just enough shame to keep it interesting.

Every Thursday | Doors: 20:00 | Show: 20:30

📍 Hank Chinaski, Koloniestraße 32, Wedding

Unclench. It’s Thursday.

Come wind down with a drink, a snack, and a dangerously funny lineup of comedians doing longer, darker sets in a chill, cozy bar.

The Loose Stool is a weekly pro open mic where experienced comedians work out their new material — from sharp tour sets to wild experiments. Expect 3–4 pro comics doing 10–15 minute sets, and sometimes we throw in a fresh face for a short, chaotic surprise.

🧠 Smart, dark, occasionally unhinged comedy

🎤 Professional comics only (with the odd newbie twist)

🍸 Full bar + food + comfy seats = perfect Thursday energy

🌚 Low lighting, good people, very bad ideas

💸 Pay what you want (bring cash or good vibes)

📍 Hank Chinaski Bar — the kind of bar that makes you feel like you’ve stumbled into a secret

🕗 Doors at 20:00 | Show at 20:30 sharp

Your host:

NIR GOTTLEID (@thenireast)

Israeli comic. Berlin expat. Deeply disturbed.

Too ugly to date Germans, so now he does stand-up instead.

Known for shows like The Berlin Offensive, Schindler’s Fist, and The Revenge of the Jewdi — Nir is widely considered the darkest comic on Germany’s English scene. Mostly by himself.

Watch him here:

🔗 Instagram | YouTube | TikTok | linktr.ee

DARK MODE COMEDY

Berlin’s longest‑running dark‑humour night in English, born from the legendary “The Berlin Offensive” (2017). For comics who don’t apologise and audiences who don’t pretend to be normal.

Smart. Savage. Uncomfortable. Since 2017 and still un‑cancelled.

Found out more and join the chaos: https://dark-mo.de @darkmodecomedy

The Loose Stool – Berlin’s weekly pro dark comedy mic. Longer sets, looser morals, and just enough shame to keep it interesting.

Every Thursday | Doors: 20:00 | Show: 20:30

📍 Hank Chinaski, Koloniestraße 32, Wedding

Unclench. It’s Thursday.

Come wind down with a drink, a snack, and a dangerously funny lineup of comedians doing longer, darker sets in a chill, cozy bar.

The Loose Stool is a weekly pro open mic where experienced comedians work out their new material — from sharp tour sets to wild experiments. Expect 3–4 pro comics doing 10–15 minute sets, and sometimes we throw in a fresh face for a short, chaotic surprise.

🧠 Smart, dark, occasionally unhinged comedy

🎤 Professional comics only (with the odd newbie twist)

🍸 Full bar + food + comfy seats = perfect Thursday energy

🌚 Low lighting, good people, very bad ideas

💸 Pay what you want (bring cash or good vibes)

📍 Hank Chinaski Bar — the kind of bar that makes you feel like you’ve stumbled into a secret

🕗 Doors at 20:00 | Show at 20:30 sharp

Your host:

NIR GOTTLEID (@thenireast)

Israeli comic. Berlin expat. Deeply disturbed.

Too ugly to date Germans, so now he does stand-up instead.

Known for shows like The Berlin Offensive, Schindler’s Fist, and The Revenge of the Jewdi — Nir is widely considered the darkest comic on Germany’s English scene. Mostly by himself.

Watch him here:

🔗 Instagram | YouTube | TikTok | linktr.ee

DARK MODE COMEDY

Berlin’s longest‑running dark‑humour night in English, born from the legendary “The Berlin Offensive” (2017). For comics who don’t apologise and audiences who don’t pretend to be normal.

Smart. Savage. Uncomfortable. Since 2017 and still un‑cancelled.

Found out more and join the chaos: https://dark-mo.de @darkmodecomedy

Get Sucked. Into the Abyss. The Black Hole is Berlin’s rawest dark comedy open mic—where jokes go to die, and new stars are born. #Dar